Etykiety
Stworzenie Świata
Manifest,
Stworzenie całego Świata to oczywiście czyn zasługujący na wielkie uznanie. Chociaż jeszcze większy szacunek powinien się należeć Światu, gdyby okazało się, że Świat był w stanie sam się stworzyć. I vice versa: samo doświadczenie bycia stworzonym to nic w porównaniu z przytłaczającym wrażeniem, jakie musi towarzyszyć świadomości, że stworzyło się siebie samego zupełnie z niczego i że, co za tym idzie, stoi się na całkowicie własnych nogach.Kategorie: świat, stworzenie,
no, of course not in the kitchen
Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
HERE IS A BRIDLE FOR YOUR PONY, AND A SADDLE, AND A RATHER STRANGE HARD HAT AND A PAIR OF THOSE TROUSERS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK AS THOUGH YOU HAVE A LARGE RABBIT IN EACH POCKET.'But we can't have a pony, can we, Euffie, because we live on the third floor...'
OH, YES. IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.
'I'm sure you're making a little joke, Hogfather', said Mother, sharply.
HO. HO. YES. WHAT A JOLLY FAT MAN I AM. IN THE KITCHEN? WHAT A JOKE. DOLLIES AND SO ON WILL BE DELIVERED LATER AS PER YOUR LETTER.
'What do you say, Euffie?'
''nk you.'
''ere, you didn't really put a pony in their kitchen, did you?' said Heavy Uncle Albert as the line move on.
DON'T BE FOOLISH, ALBERT. I SAID THAT TO BE JOLLY.
'Oh, right. Hah, for a minute--'
IT'S IN THE BEDROOM.
'Ah...'
MORE HYGIENIC.
a pune or play on words
Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
LET'S GET THERE AND SLEIGHT THEM. HO. HO. HO.
Cohen The Barbarian
Interesting Times, Terry Pratchett
He walked a few steps and then turned, an evil glint in his eye. 'Barbarism? Hah! When we kills people we do it there and then, lookin' 'em in the eye, and we'd be happy to buy 'em a drink in the next world, no harm done. I never knew a barbarian who cut up people slowly in little rooms, or tortured women to make 'em look pretty, or put poison in people's grub. Civilization? If that's civilization, you can shove it where the sun don't shine!'Kategorie: ludzkość, człowieczeństwo, Cohen,
Deep maining operations
Men at Arms, Terry Pratchett
Dink. 'Corporal Carrot says there's some good buried somewhere in everyone,' said Detritus.'And what's your job, Detritus.'
Dink. 'Engineer in charge of deep maining operations, sah!'