Etykiety
no, of course not in the kitchen
Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
HERE IS A BRIDLE FOR YOUR PONY, AND A SADDLE, AND A RATHER STRANGE HARD HAT AND A PAIR OF THOSE TROUSERS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK AS THOUGH YOU HAVE A LARGE RABBIT IN EACH POCKET.'But we can't have a pony, can we, Euffie, because we live on the third floor...'
OH, YES. IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.
'I'm sure you're making a little joke, Hogfather', said Mother, sharply.
HO. HO. YES. WHAT A JOLLY FAT MAN I AM. IN THE KITCHEN? WHAT A JOKE. DOLLIES AND SO ON WILL BE DELIVERED LATER AS PER YOUR LETTER.
'What do you say, Euffie?'
''nk you.'
''ere, you didn't really put a pony in their kitchen, did you?' said Heavy Uncle Albert as the line move on.
DON'T BE FOOLISH, ALBERT. I SAID THAT TO BE JOLLY.
'Oh, right. Hah, for a minute--'
IT'S IN THE BEDROOM.
'Ah...'
MORE HYGIENIC.