Etykiety
One question
Maskarade, Terry Pratchett
'And what's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Mr Salzella?' she enquired.He smiled politely. 'What would you like me to take, madam?'
Kategorie: wiedźmy, Esme Weatherwax,
The Hedgehog song
Terry Pratchett books, fans
1. Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one daywhen he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall.
Said he to poor Ham, who was hugging his loins,
"Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all."
Chorus (repeat after each verse):
Roll them all over and turn them around,
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
2. The sheep is a classic, as well you may find,
the llama's all right if he isn't too tall,
the donkey's a danger for standing behind,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
3. The squirrel requires the climbing of trees,
which puts you at risk of a slip and a fall.
The dog's man's best friend if you don't mind the fleas,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
4. You can do it with a frog in a puddle or pool,
though you might catch a cold in your whatchamacall-
it, or with a giraffe if you stand on a stool,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
5. The bonobo monkey --
Will someone please tell the Librarian I'm not talking about him?
He's in the last verse. -- Thank you!
The bonobo monkey is willing to hump:
he'll do all his friends, both the large and the small,
and he'll do it to you if you show him your rump,
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
6. The humans are out, if you value your life:
it's incest, my son, since we're relatives all...
unless you'd make love to your very own wife!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
7. I don't recommend that you tackle the skunk.
I did once myself, I'm ashamed to recall;
I must have been EXtr'ordinARily drunk!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
8. The billygoat's habits, though pungent and weird,
you've got to accept if it's him that you'd ball:
he don't use cologne, he just cums in his beard,
and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
9. You can bugger a whale if you're willing to swim
or an ORanguTANG if you hang from a limb;
or make time with a snail if you slow... to... a... crawl...,
... but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Sound the bugle
Mustang z Dzikiej Doliny, Brian Adams
Sound the bugle now - play it just for meAs the seasons change - remember how I used to be
Now I can't go on - I can't even start
I've got nothing left - just an empty heart
I'm a soldier - wounded so I must give up the fight
There's nothing more for me - lead me away...
Or leave me lying here
Sound the bugle now - tell them I don't care
There's not a road I know - that leads to anywhere
Without a light feat that I will - stumble in the dark
Lay right down - decide not to go on...
Kategorie: pop, Brian Adams,
Aura
hack//SIGN:, See-saw
If you are near to the darkI will tell you 'bout the sun
you are here, no escape
from my visions of the world
you will cry all alone
but it does not mean a thing to me
knowing the song I will sing
till the darkness comes to sleep
come to me, I will tell
'bout the secret of the sun
it's in you, not in me
but it does not mean a thing to you
the sun is in your eyes
the sun is in your ears
I hope you see the sun
someday in the darkness
the sun is in your eyes
the sun is in your ears
but you can't see the sun
ever in the darkness
it does not much matter to me
Sayonara
Saikano, Yato Yuria
watashi no kokoro ni sukima ga aitanemurenu yoru tameiki bakari
kizukanu uchi ni asa ni natteta
anata no koe ga kikitakute
nukumori furetakute
anata e no omoi komiagete kuru
namida afureru
sayonara itoshii hito
mada wasurerarenai anata no koto
sayonara no hitokoto de owatte shimau nante... kanashii yo
fuan na toki ni wa anata ga ite
yasashiku te o nigitte kureta
watashi o zenbu tsutsunde kureta
deatta koro ni modoreta nara
nando mo nando mo omoi
tanoshikatta hibi ga ima ja setsunai
Don't let me alone
sayonara itoshii hito
mada owarasetakunai kono koi o
sayonara no hitokoto ga kono yo ni
nakunatte shimaeba ii no ni
sayonara itoshii hito
mada wasurerarenai anata no koto
sayonara no hitokoto de owatte shimau nante... kanashii yo