Lubię góry. Ciężar plecaka i równy rytm kroków. Krople deszczu na skórze i drzewa. Podróże, sushi i moją kuchnię. Kocham koty. Dobrą książkę, półsłodkie wino. Leniwe popołudnia. Moją pracę.

Chciałabym być jak Esme Weatherwax, bliżej mi jednak do Agness Nitt - ona miała swoją Perditę, a ja mam moją Usagi...
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no, of course not in the kitchen

Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

HERE IS A BRIDLE FOR YOUR PONY, AND A SADDLE, AND A RATHER STRANGE HARD HAT AND A PAIR OF THOSE TROUSERS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK AS THOUGH YOU HAVE A LARGE RABBIT IN EACH POCKET.
'But we can't have a pony, can we, Euffie, because we live on the third floor...'
OH, YES. IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.
'I'm sure you're making a little joke, Hogfather', said Mother, sharply.
HO. HO. YES. WHAT A JOLLY FAT MAN I AM. IN THE KITCHEN? WHAT A JOKE. DOLLIES AND SO ON WILL BE DELIVERED LATER AS PER YOUR LETTER.
'What do you say, Euffie?'
''nk you.'
''ere, you didn't really put a pony in their kitchen, did you?' said Heavy Uncle Albert as the line move on.
DON'T BE FOOLISH, ALBERT. I SAID THAT TO BE JOLLY.
'Oh, right. Hah, for a minute--'
IT'S IN THE BEDROOM.
'Ah...'
MORE HYGIENIC.

Kategorie: Death, Hogfather,

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a pune or play on words

Hogfather, Terry Pratchett

LET'S GET THERE AND SLEIGHT THEM. HO. HO. HO.

Kategorie: Death, Hogfather,

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Cohen The Barbarian

Interesting Times, Terry Pratchett

He walked a few steps and then turned, an evil glint in his eye. 'Barbarism? Hah! When we kills people we do it there and then, lookin' 'em in the eye, and we'd be happy to buy 'em a drink in the next world, no harm done. I never knew a barbarian who cut up people slowly in little rooms, or tortured women to make 'em look pretty, or put poison in people's grub. Civilization? If that's civilization, you can shove it where the sun don't shine!'
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Deep maining operations

Men at Arms, Terry Pratchett

Dink. 'Corporal Carrot says there's some good buried somewhere in everyone,' said Detritus.
'And what's your job, Detritus.'
Dink. 'Engineer in charge of deep maining operations, sah!'

Kategorie: Carrot, dobro,

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A flamethrower

Man at Arms, Terry Pratchett

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Kategorie: prawda,

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