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The hedgehog...

10 August 2004

Każdego dnia dorastam po kawałku. Ale nie dziś, dziś sie oddaję szaleństwu. Haśka, a to specjalnie dla Ciebie. Żebyśmy były jak ten jeż :)
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The Hedgehog song

1. Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one day when he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall. Said he to poor Ham, who was hugging his loins, "Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all." Chorus (repeat after each verse): Roll them all over and turn them around, The hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 2. The sheep is a classic, as well you may find, the llama's all right if he isn't too tall, the donkey's a danger for standing behind, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 3. The squirrel requires the climbing of trees, which puts you at risk of a slip and a fall. The dog's man's best friend if you don't mind the fleas, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 4. You can do it with a frog in a puddle or pool, though you might catch a cold in your whatchamacall- it, or with a giraffe if you stand on a stool, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 5. The bonobo monkey -- Will someone please tell the Librarian I'm not talking about him? He's in the last verse. -- Thank you! The bonobo monkey is willing to hump: he'll do all his friends, both the large and the small, and he'll do it to you if you show him your rump, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 6. The humans are out, if you value your life: it's incest, my son, since we're relatives all... unless you'd make love to your very own wife! But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 7. I don't recommend that you tackle the skunk. I did once myself, I'm ashamed to recall; I must have been EXtr'ordinARily drunk! But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 8. The billygoat's habits, though pungent and weird, you've got to accept if it's him that you'd ball: he don't use cologne, he just cums in his beard, and the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 9. You can bugger a whale if you're willing to swim or an ORanguTANG if you hang from a limb; or make time with a snail if you slow... to... a... crawl..., ... but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

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